“Is this a Hanes Her Way moment?  Do you look like Ripley?”
    -Jeremy, regarding Fatima’s underwear-clad dash down the hall

“Oh my god!  Did I shoot Caine?!?”
    -Leslie, belatedly realizing who her character was gunning for

“No, you didn’t shoot Caine, you missed Caine.  Do try better next time.”
    -Andi

Rune: “I have a brother?!”
Random: “No questions!  I have poop on my ass!”

Leslie: I run.
Caine: “I can’t get you out of here if we’re running!”

Leslie: One move, and he’s getting drawered.

Leslie: I call him a cocksucking dickwad.
Caine: “Excellent.  You’ve mastered the language.”

Flora: “Actually, yes, that was my next flippant comment.”
Kev: “Ah, glad to beat you to it.”

Fatima: “Knife.”
Merlin: “Caine, is there something I need to know?”
Caine: (hands Fatima the knife) “Nothing at all, Merlin.”

Jeremy: (re: Rune) You never got past twelve.
Jen (as Rune): “Hi!  I like girls now!”

Jen: You have a strange Fiona.
Jeremy: The closer you were to the Pattern when it went boom…
All: Ahhh….

Corwin: “I didn’t know Brand was around until he showed up in Random’s friend’s bathroom.”
Kirgan: That’s why he had to shit!  He’d been holding it for three days!

Brand: "May I speak with you?"
Wynn: "Yes, Uncle.  You may speak.  After reading about the role you played in past events and hearing about you from my other uncles, I'm very curious to hear what you have to say to me.  I hope you don't expect me to fear you."