TTAB Game Quotes 12.12.04

GM:  Camera on Kei.
Andy:  Take it away, Julian!
Jenn:  . . . .
Dan:  Dude!  You broke her in the first two seconds of the game!
Kirgan:  That's got to be worth 5 drama points!
GM:  Take 'em.

Jenn:  So basically the sum of Dierdre in the first five novels is "Where the hell is Corwin?" and "Aaahhhh...."

Leslie:  It's not appropriate for the Regent of Argent to be dating Rinaldo.
Jenn:  That's right.  You should be dating Caine.
Leslie:  The King of Amber?!?
Jenn:  But you'll only be dating him for 100 years.  Then it'll be Bleys.
Leslie:  Cause Bleys'll be King of Amber then, right?
GM:  Right.  But Caine'll tell him, "She doesn't put out man.  100 years -- all you get is a dry hand job."

Re:  Kevin 'experimenting' with electric prods on the large magic-eating worms.
Kevin:  "Let's try that end."
Andy:  Sszzhiickk.  Squeeeealll.
Kevin:  "It doesn't like that.  How about this end?"
Andy:  Ssszzzhiiccck.  Squeeeallll-ppppurrrr.
Kevin:  "Hm.  Maybe this end isn't the head."
GM:  This one isn't a spitter.

GM:  It's a dark haired woman, "I am the Raven."
Jenn (whispering):  That's so hot!
Kirgan:  That is *so* hot.  (as his character leers up and down at the goddess.)