"I went to Chaos and all I got was this lousy Escher t-shirt."
-Janelle

"Paperwork *is* a hobby."
-Fatima, upon being told she needs a hobby.

"The caterers are really good here...you just have to watch out for the occasional mass poisoning."
-The Regent giving a backhanded compliment to the food available at Castle Argent.

Jeremy: "Fatima, you wake up in the morning."
Fatima: "Am I on top of Benedict?"

"I can breathe underwater, you know."
-Miera to Merlin (suggestively) while both are in a hot tub.

"I guess I signed up for this."
-Rune, whose patience for a long-term Significant Other seems to be growing a bit thin.

Casey and Vivienne haggle over a Spikard...
Casey: "How much do you want for this?"
Vivienne: "I don't even know what it is."
Casey: "Then it's not worth very much, is it?"

"I will attempt to take him out the old fashioned way.  I will knife him to death."
-William, describing how Casey will make final arrangements for an adversary.

"You hear footprints coming closer."
-Jeremy, who in his exhaustion, inadvertently begins a running joke.