Game:  All the Myths are True
Nominee:  Jason Ray as Allister
Description:  Regarding the combination of sheep & explosives, “That would be a lamb mine.”

Game: All the Myths are True
Nominee:  Derek Slaughter as Walking Feather
Description:  A Deadwood Native American character referring to ‘tax’ collection, Walking Feather— “We take our cut off the top.”
 
Game:  Amber Infinitum XT: Chaos Phase
Nominee:   Mike Hewner as Benedict
Description:  Regarding the last vestiges of humanity leaving Dara’s eyes as she applies the full power of the Abyss upon the last defenders of lost Amber, Mike— “Not only do you have to see it, but you have to endure a 3 minute cut scene anytime she uses this power.”

Game:  Anarchy in the UK: God Attack the Queen
Nominee:  CJ Skinner as Reginald Howard
Description:  CJ— “No time for thinking!  Cabbages have been cast!”  (The ‘go’ word was cabbage.)

Game:  Anarchy in the UK: God Attack the Queen
Nominee:  CJ Skinner as Reginald Howard
Description:  Regarding the opera singer simulacrum, Reginald— “She may have a wax cylinder in her giant chest compartment... I mean...”

Game:  Aurelis
Nominee:  Lee Bynum as Annabel
Description:  Describing the group’s plan to the GM, Lee— “She arrives.  Her ability to leave is somewhat shut down.  And then we enter into the whole ‘Get her, Ray!’ portion of the plan.”

Game:  Aurelis
Nominee:  Lee Bynum as Annabel
Description:  GM— “It’s a second-hand arbalest bolt you’re wearing through your cleavage.”
    Annabel— “At least she’s wearing something.”

Game:  Both Alike in Dignity
Nominee:  Amber Cook as Mayla
Description:  "Your sister says it’s nice... I mean, sex...”

Game:  Children of the Storm
Nominee:  Kai Ford as April, the freaky artist chick
Description:  The PCs were in jail cells.  April had been heavily drugged.  Milo was sober & aware.  Richard had just woken up with no idea how he got in the cell.
    Richard— “Where is this?”
    Milo— “We’re in...”
    April— “This is where the rats go when it gets dark.” (in a creepy little sing-song voice)
    Milo— “South Dakota.  Southern South Dakota.”

Game:  Dark & Stormy Night
Nominee:  Jarrod Van Kirk as Spence & CJ Skinner as Lady Regina
Description:  Spence— “He’s a demonologist & a Dark Arts Master.  Why would you trust him?”
    Lady Regina— “He’s rather handsome.”

Game:  Dust in the Wind
Nominee:  Paul Bouchey as Jess Hardy
Description:   Regarding the girls at the bar that he was trying, poorly, to flirt with, Jess— “They got other girls there protecting them!”

Game:  Dust in the Wind
Nominee:  David Young as Cpt Drake & Emma Sansome as Doc Gray
Description:  Drake— “I know you can plug any hole, but there’s no cure for stupid.”
    Gray— “Wait until I get the book.  Once I get it, I’m going to read it through to see if drilling holes in brains has any effect.”

Game:  Eye of the Dawn
Nominee:  Thaddeus Rice as William McKenzie & Murray Whittle as himself
Description:  Regarding an earlier episode in which a native worker was devoured by a giant beast, the brave Canadian adventure McKenzie, being chased by another giant beast, exclaims “I am not a porter!”
    Referring to McKenzie’s corpulent build, Murray— “No, you are a stout.”

Game: Eye of the Dawn
Nominee:  Sara Mueller as Dr Natasha Kovolsokaia
Description:  Dr Kovolsokaia, a botanist, to Miss Elizabeth Billingswork, an artist— “Would you have something like a piton in your corset?”

Game:  Fun Must Die
Nominee:  Derrick Slaughter as Jacob, an assasin, Simone Cooper as Paul, an assasin, & Emma Sansome as Anna, an assasin.
Description:  Assigned to kil Mr. Fun, the assasins discuss collateral damage, Jacob— “Are we killing the protege?”
    Anna— “No, I don’t kill people for fun.”
    Paul— “You kill Fun for people.”

Game:  Fun Must Die
Nominee:  Drew Wood, GM, Simone Cooper as Paul, an assasin, & Emma Sansome as Anna, an assasin.
Description:  Fun, a Chinese gangster— “I give gifts to children.”
    Anna— “Like Father Christmas.”
    Paul— “But with more opium.”
    Fun— “In the modern era, we’ve had to diversify.”

Game:  Fun Must Die
Nominee: Emma Sansome as Anna, an assasin.
Description:  While discussing the technology, weapons & preparations necessary to conduct an assisination at the Vancouver Olympics, Anna comments on a seemingly insoluble problem, Anna— “Being Canadian is the least of our worries.”

Game:  Get Shao-Ji
Nominee:  Murray Whittle as Tavy the Hotshot Mechanic & a Car Ouside the Room as the Souped-Up Aircar
Description:  In the vicinity of a loud & illegal happening, Shepherd Zeke— “Let’s not be here.  Fast.”
    Tavy— “I can do that.”
    Outside the window a car attempts to start.  And fails.

Game:  Get Shao-Ji
Nominee:  Chris Lightfoot as Sheperd Zeke & Nick Lightfoot as Sergeant Sheridan
Description:  As Sergeant Sheridan is being assaulted by an escaped prisoner, Nick— “I hit him in the nuts with the wrench.”
    Zeke (deadpan)— “Is that the right gauge wrench for those nuts?”

Game:  Giants in the Playground
Nominee:  Daric Jackson as Corwin playing Sabine & Kris Fazzari as Dara playing Haley
Description:  The Ballad of the Field of Ruins by Corwin
    There once was a swamp that was mucky
    I slept on a spot that was sucky
    With Dara on top
    I slept not a lot
    And woke up next morning all yucky.

Game:  Giants in the Playground
Nominee:  Daric Jackson as Corwin playing Sabine
Description:  GM— “You’re in the swamp.  There’s a noxious, noxious smell.”
    Corwin— “I thought we didn’t bring Jurt.”

Game:  Grindhouse: Slaughter High
Nominee:  Jen Decker as The Chad
Description:   “Score!” (with gesture— two-handed fist pump with index and pinkie fingers extended)

Game:  The Hooded Men
Nominee:  Madeline Ferwerda as Ixbii, Mickey Schultz as Bronwyn & Ben Bernard as Edwin.
Description:  Edwin— “You’ll die for love but not to save the world?”
    Bronwyn— “Not dying for you.”
    Edwin— “Bitches.”
    Ixbii— “Bitches who will die for anyone but you.”

Game:  The Kolvir Prince
Nominee:  Todd Worrell as Eric
Description:  As Flora is trapped beneath Gerard who is sitting on her, Eric— “Flora.  It isn’t the first time you’ve had a 400 pound man on you.  But it could be the last.”

Game:  The Kolvir Prince
Nominee:  John Henderon as Corwin
Description:  “Eric, stop smiling at me— that’s just weird.”

Game:  Mook’s Life
Nominee:  James Craig Ryan, Mook #6— the Hard Case
Description:  ?— “Who does foreplay with an unconscious partner?”
    James— “A Southern Gentleman.”

Game:  Mook’s Life
Nominee:  Cort Oderkirk as Mook #5— The Stud
Description:  “I will suck on my own lactation until I once again feel fit!”

Game:  Order of the Stick
Nominee:  Jason Ray as Gerard playing Durkon
Description:  “D&D— combining the excitement of watching ice melt with the joys of double-entry bookkeeping.”

Game:  Princess of Heffalumps
Nominee:  Jeremy Zimmerman, GM, as Brand
Description:  While Florimelle, the Queen Bee, is plotting with Brand via Trumps, Brand— “May I come through?”
    Florimelle— “Of course.  We’re in the Courts of Heffalumps.”
    Brand— “I’ll try not to get pounced on by Jagulars.”

Game:  Pulp Chaos
Nominee:  Karrin Jackson as Vinnie the Bat
Description:  After his kitchen is overrun by brooches, pins, tchochkes, etc and trying to fence a pendant, Vinnie— “It’s got a bit of magic in it.  I don’t know what it does.  It might make you irresistable to knick-knacks.”

Game:  The Rocky Horror Chaos Show
Nominee: Cort Oderkirk as Frank N. Furter, Lord of Chaos & Todd Worrell as Riff-Raff of House Transylvania
Description:   Riff-Raff— “I can’t understand you with Taffy in your mouth.”
    Frank N. Furter— “By now you should be able to understand me with anything in my mouth!”

Game:  The Rocky Horror Chaos Show
Nominee: Cort Oderkirk as Frank N. Furter
Description:  "Where is my monster? I’m losing my erection!”

Game:  The Ruikei Project
Nominee:  Ogre Whiteside, GM, as all the Henchmen
Description:  Whenever Boss Tanaka spoke, all the players shouted in unison “Yes, Boss Tanaka!”

Game:  Scooby-Doo and the Black Road Mystery
Nominee:  Stephanie McMehan as Fred
Description:  "Let’s go check out the Black Road.  That should be safe.”

Game:  ShadowWorld
Nominee:  John Schippers as ?
Description:  John— “The thing is, I need to do miracles in order to create whiskey.”

Game:  ShadowWorld: Crime League
Nominee:  Rob Haight, GM, & ?? as Paul de Thouers
Description:  ??— “I am a man of honour.”
    GM— “’Person of Interest’ is the term you want.”

Game:  ShadowWorld: Crime League
Nominee:  Joe Saul as Felipe
Description:  “Necropedophilia? Now that’s just really wrong.”

Game:  Sign of the Unicorn and Zombies
Nominee:  JP Brannan as Corwin
Description:  In the library, after Gerard beat Corwin up (but not in front of the whole family) there were some questions, Llewella— “What did you do today?”
    Corwin— “I woke up... I collected Caine’s body...”
    Llewella— “I ask because of your black eye.”
    Corwin— “I walked into a door.”

Game:  Stand and Deliver
Nominee:  Stephanie McMehan as Amelia & Anneke Floor as Beth
Description:  Amelia— “I would like to hire one of your urchins.”
    Beth— “Well, I hope you’re not going to involve him in anything dangerous. (pause) Because that would cost more.”