Best Original Dialogue or Quote
Game: The 4400
Nominee: John Randall as Felix Aguilar, the
ex-DEA agent
Description: NPC Lisa - "How can you trust
'them'? 'They sent back mass murders and serial killers!"
Felix (in a bad Columbian accent) -
"AND pyschopathic veterinarians. Now put down the acid!"
Game: Afraid of No Ghost
Nominee: Kingsley Lintz
Description: "You were mainlining CREAMED
CORN!?"
Game: Aurellis
Nominee: Tim Hart and Don Ide as NPCs
Description: Tim - "We don't know what happens
when you fuck with it. So don't fuck with it."
Don - "What! No
experimentation?!"
Game: Comfy Night's Stay
Nominee: Casey de Groef as Harpest
Description: GM - "Where's #11 (Fiona)?"
Casey - "She went to the
potty."
Game: Comfy Night's Stay 2
Nominee: Cort Oderkirk - GM
Description: "Zombie Conga Line!"
Game: Comfy Night's Stay 2
Nominee: Cort Oderkirk - GM
Description: Clarifying the use of a spell -
"No, it can only be used for malice, not ham sandwiches."
Game: Comfy Night's Stay 2
Nominee: Leslie Lightfoot and Guilia Slack as
Florimel and Snow White
Description: Florimel - "That's "Highness" to
you."
Snow White - "Heinous?"
Game: Doctor Who: Like Flies in Amber
Nominee: Eric Florentz as Joe Biodome
Description: The Doctor hands another female
character his sonic screwdriver. OOC, Eric says to Rose (who,
along with Mickey, has expressed jealousy) - "He hasn't given YOU his
screwdriver yet."
Game: The Florimels
Nominee: Lee Bynum as Warrior Princess Florimel
Description: "It's meant for glitter... but it
works for blood."
Game: The Florimels
Nominee: Sara Mueller as Crunchy Granola
Florimel
Description: After Fairie Princess Flora
turned 'Sparklie-puff'
into one of her special glittery friends, "You may have to have the cat
shaved and varnished."
Game: Gargoyles & Grails in the Dreaming
City
Nominee: John Randall as Crunch the Troll
Description: Wielding a lamp post, "I
play whack-a-mole with the Knights Templar."
Game: House on the Hill
Nominee: Jennifer Zimmerman
Description: "Pretty princes smash!
Pretty princes not gay!'
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Glenn Seymour as Baron Selgas Karm
Description: "I will speak with you more, but
for now, I am an old man and must excuse myself." Leaves for the
bathroom.
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Todd Worrell & Rob Donoghue as
Lir of Rebma
Description: "I'm wearing my formal speedo."
Later, when confronting
Oberon: "I'm unarmed... well, there's only
one weapon in this speedo."
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Rob Donoghue - GM
Description: To King Lir of Rebma, "What they
call 'weather," you call 'litter."
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Julian Morley as Benedict
Description: To Finndo, "Perhaps I should just
pull down my trousers and bare my buttocks so that he can take me more
fully."
Game: Kingship & Tears
Nominee: Mike Sullivan as Cassius
Description: GM - "You can see the wheels of
history are turning."
Cassius - "Do you throw
yourself under them?"
Game: Knights of the Silver Rose
Nominee: Trish Hart as Kim Clark, Litterature
Detective
Description: "There's no way to stop them from
dying, but at least we can provide them with a good after-care program."
Game: Knights of the Silver Rose
Nominee: Jenn Zimmerman - GM as Coriwn
Description: To Hippolyta, Queen of the
Amazons, "You lose a tit and you get all bitter."
Game: Morpheus Calling
Nominee: Jeremy Zimmerman as Ash from the Evil
Dead
Description: To the cackling in the background
of 'Dead by dawn. Dead by dawn.' Ash replies, "Same story.
Different week."
Game: The Morrigan
Nominee: Yi-mei Ching as Trey
Description: Meris - "Yeah, but all we know is
war."
Trey - "I could get to
know pineapple..." (Trey, as a gang leader in a shitty
post-apocalyptic world, decides to settle down in Tahiti.)
Game: Nine Princes at Hogwarts
Nominee: John Randall as Medea Moondark
Description: "Now class, wat we know about
vampires is... (demonstinsh appearing) ...they do not look like this."
Game: Nine Princesses in Rebma
Nominee: Rob Donoghue as Corwin
Description: "Caps coming through space and
time to hurt me? Sound serious! What's next? Forks?"
Game: Prime Time Adventures
Nominee: Thaddeus Rice - GM
Description: In response to "How was the
game"? "We fucking levelled! We ALL fucking levelled!"
Game: Primetime Adventures
Nominee: Pol Jackson as Crying Man
Description: "It's like a truck full of cream
hit a truck full of steak."
Game: Pulp Chaos: The Stuff that Dreams
are Made of
Nominee: Karrin Jackson as Vinnie
Description: Referring to stashing the
unidentified hugely
powerful magic item in Vinnie's freezer, "That's where I store my
meat... It's
got to
be explosion-proof."
Game: Revenge of the Babysat
Nominee: Carla Arnoldi as Maida, daughter of
Florimel
Description: "Mom, I'm really tired of having
to save you all the time."
Game: Revenge of the Babysat
Nominee: Pol Jackson as Reuben, son of Caine
Description: "I'm going to do the stupid thing
and attack Zombie Benedict."
Game: The Seven Deadlies
Nominee: Guy as Mordred
Description: "Majordomo! Take my son to
the X-ray room. If there is anything interesting inside him, it
will be time for surgery."
Game: The Seven Deadlies
Nominee: Don Ide and Joyce Hatcher as Wrath
and Lust
Description: Wrath - "Let's saddle some people
up."
Lust - "You! Oil up
and get saddled."
Game: Spontaneous RP Fun
Nominee: Katie Nyborg as Chitters, the Spider
Alien
Description: "Screw you! I'm going home
and be all emo in my room. Where the hell are my emo legs?"
Game: Spontaneous RP Fun
Nominee: Stephanie McMechan and Karin Jackson
as Ellipses, "The Quiet One" and GM
Description: Ellipses - "What's the planet
like?"
GM - "It's a beautiful
place; the sun is shining, the sky is blue - "
Ellipses - "I go back to
my
room and load up on guns."
Game: Spontaneous RP Fun
Nominee: Karrin Jackson - GM
Description: "What can you recommend in a
breakfast wine?" & "We had a moment... Now we have a
restraining order."
Game: Strawberry Jam of the 100 Acre Wood
Nominee: Jeremy Zimmerman - GM as the
Poohlander
Description: "There can be only one."
"I ate all your honey."
"Oh, bother."
"I can feel
everything. I think I'll lay down."
Game: Under Endless Starlight
Nominee: Emma Sansome as Connie
Description: After ripping up a tree - "There
is subtle and sorcerous."
Game: What's Under YOUR Bed?
Nominee: Leslie Lightfoot as Delphinae,
daugher of Dierdre
Description: Protesting a complaint - "I used
my fists. I WAS being polite!"
Game: ?
Nominee: Glenn Seymour as Abundiantus
Description: To the faceless Tir Queen,
"Random offers his solicitations and greetings."
"Felications."
"That too."
Most Heinous Betrayal or Offense
Game: The End of the World
Nominee: Lee Bynum as Gwyn
Description: Convinced the Serpent to convince
his High Priest to walk a Pattern supposedly to destroy it but actually
to drain his life energy.
Game: The Floramelles
Nominee: Deboarh as Cat Fancy Flora
Description: Upon defeating the other players
and stealing the true Flora's power, she had the rest of the characters
killed off-camera via a note because she couldn't fit gloating into her
busy schedule.
Game: Halloween Hustle
Nominee: Karrin Jackson as the Goblin Queen /
Elf Spy
Description: At the moment of truth, with her
dying act, the
Goblin Queen / Elf Spy programmed the candy making machines to rain
down on Halloweentown, candies whose messages read;
"Vampires hate candy!"
"Merry Christmas suckers!"
"This candy was made with
Christmas Cheer!"
The machine
exploded. Candy rained down. Santa was avenged.
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Joyce Hatcher as Alyra Dorr
Description: Alyra betraying, well, everyone.
Game: Murmurs of the True Earth
Nominee: Leslie Lightfoot as Fathom
Description: Her terrific description of how
Jaustin, son of Finndo, had just (accidentally) killed hundreds of
innocent Shadowfolk. ("But we've all done that... at least once.")
Game: NINF: Horror Rise
Nominee: Sara Mueller as Patrick, son of
Dierder
Description: After trying to help his cousin,
infected by a disease similar to airborne ebola, by pulling out his
lungs, Patrick takes his own infected self to his girlfriend's house,
infecting her and most of Amber city. Then Logrus-infected undead
Dierdre shows up and chops off his head.
Game: One Spikard to Rule Them All
Nominee: Jeremy Franklin as Mirella (Merry)
Description: Merry hits Pippin (Pippandam)
with Sam's (Lukewise Gamgee's) shiny frying pan on the precipe of Mt.
Doom.
Game: Primetime Adventures
Nominee: Deborah Donoghue as Llewella
Description: "It's green, so it must be mine."
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Amy Edwards as Dara
Description: She slept with
Coriwn - how much more
heinous does it get?!?
Game: The Seven Deadlies
Nominee: ? as Glorfindel Dijon
Description: When asked if he knew about a red
stone (the Jewel of Judgement), sets the Serpent in the form of a
psycho killer onto the inoffensive Reg simply because he dislikes him.
Game: Upon a Sea of Green
Nominee: GM Drew as Benedict
Description: One of his troops - "Do not
insult my family!"
Benedict - "I do that
every day."
Most Creative Interpretation of a Canon
Character or Concept
Game: Primetime Adventures
Nominee: Pol Jackson as the Producer
Description: Edward James Olmos as Oberon
Outstanding
Performance by an Item/Creature/Shadow in a Supporting Role
Game: Amber's Home for Imaginary Friends
Nominee: Julian Morley as Bad Penny
Description: Bad Penny, who looks like a
super-deformed dwarven Oberon, drags a frying pan from Amber to the
PFW, and foils Brand's trip into the Abyss with a well-placed whack.
Game: The Floramelles
Nominee: Cort Oderkirk - GM as the Magically
Enchanted Cookie Counter
Description: "The continued sniper war between
the cookie counter and the police..." GM trails off, having done a
dance and a ratatatat noise.
Game: Karm vs Osric
Nominee: Todd Worsel as Lir
Description: Attempted to woo Lady Rosewood
and Queen Faiella after his death and absorption into the Rebman Jewel
with "Look! I vibrate!"
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Don Ide as Man-Dor.com
Description: Several of the rather raunchy
descriptions were assumed to be on Mandor's pay-per-view website,
Man-Dor.com
Game: Separate War
Nominee: Glenn Seymour as Draathal, Chaosian
Sorceror
Description: Draathal wolfed down fallen
soldiers by skeletonizing them in mass-of-locust-form, then used the
energy to create portions of the Black Road.
Game: Strawberry Jam in the 100 Acre Wood
Nominee: Roy Gretchfield as Timmy's Postal
Mailbag
Description: Timmy's mailbag was transformed
inside, so it included several bedrooms, offices and an unfinished pool
with an Abyss at the deep end, so that the PCs could travel in style as
the mailed themselves around Shadow.
Thanks to all who made the 2006 Obies
the rip-roaring success they were.